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        06-20-08: Daniel Wilson, Anna C. Long and Daniel Heard Want to Induct 
          You Into 'The Mad Scientist Hall of Fame' ; Agony Column Podcast News 
          Report : Bookseller Interview With With Praveen Madan : The Booksmith
 
 
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        Luthor Versus Lysenko
           
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                same thing we do every day...try and take over the world! |  
 That headline above; 
        it's no flip comment, it's in the book. Both of 'em, in fact. I really 
        enjoy Daniel Wilson's work, have from the get-go. He's 
        one of those authors who has just found a vibe and is running with it, 
        sprinting really, given the frequency of new books. But that's OK, because 
        these books are VERY peculiar, combining satires of pop fantasy and science 
        fiction with actual hard science in a manner that's fun and appealing. 
        'The Mad Scientist Hall of Fame' (Citadel Press / Kensington Publishing 
        ; August, 2008 ; $14.95) continues Wilson's streak, with help from collaborator 
        Anna C. Long and a new illustrator, Daniel 
        Heard.
 
 Now, OK, I was leery at first. I mean, we all know the movie cliché 
        "mad scientists." A book about them might be amusing, but not, 
        well, necessary. Leave it to Wilson to put just he right spin on this. 
        He and Long have created a book that follows Wilson's original vibe, mixing 
        bios of pop-culture mad science with bios of actual scientists who were, 
        shall we say in the kindest possible manner, a bit outside the world of 
        mainstream scientists. This book is full of laughs; but you know, lots 
        of them will be nervous, because I'm guessing that more than one reader 
        will come across a name and say, "Hell, is this guy, like, for reals?" 
        And whether or not said name is, just the fact that you didn't know is 
        bound to be bothersome on all sorts of levels.
 
 Wilson likes a good, clear format, and he carries that on in this book. 
        Each entry has a series of subsections ("Portrait of a Scientist", 
        "Psychopathology", a Genius and Madness level bar graph) that 
        are repeated with variations appropriate to the subject in question. The 
        book itself is divided into sections, ranging from "Bent on World 
        Domination" to "Not Mad, Just Angry". And within each section, 
        you get a handful of fun-to-read entries that mix the real and the fictional 
        in a manner that is likely to make your head spin. I mean, what are you 
        to think finding real-life figure Stanley Milgram ("How much pain 
        will a person inflict on another human being if someone in authority tells 
        them to?") wedged in between Doctor Moreau and Viktor Frankenstein? 
        The resonance between the three is positively frightening. Yes, it's sort 
        of nice to find out the details about such figures as Milgram, or Trofim 
        Lysenko. But frankly, it would be nicer to pop them into the fictional 
        column. The fact that we can't says something about us, about how we do 
        science, and about our science fiction and fantasy. It's not a compliment 
        by any means.
 
 In a sign that the world may indeed be brought to a halt without the help 
        of mad scientists, Wilson's book takes a page from the Internet and concludes 
        with a USENET-style "Are You a Mad Scientist?" test. I shan't 
        reveal my score. Nor shall I laugh in the "Mad Scientist" approved 
        manner. Suffice it to say that Wilson's cackling call for recruitment 
        is a fitting end for a very strangely disturbing book.
 
 Nonetheless, it makes for totally entertaining and thought-provoking reading, 
        as well as offering readers the perfect opportunity to nail down the essentials 
        on figures as diverse as Nikola Tesla (I never knew he thought he was 
        communicating with aliens) to Philo Farnsworth, who was arguably "mad 
        enough" to invent the television. And for all the cackling crazy 
        men and women real and fictional who have vowed to destroy the world, 
        it's really Farnsworth who has come closest. If Wilson ever ventures into 
        the world of television, he may be signing up for second place. I wonder 
        what his test score was?
 
 
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        Agony Column Podcast 
          News Report : Bookseller Interview With With Praveen Madan : The Booksmith
 OK, so I just got off 
        the phone with Praveen Madan of The 
        Booksmith and here's what I have to report; there is not just hope, 
        but a sensible plan! Praveen's new to the business. Booksmith is a venerable 
        bookstore that's been in biz in the Haight-Ashbury district in San Francisco 
        since 1976. They've hosted Alan Ginsburg in the past and they sponsored 
        the Chuck Palahniuk event that I recently emceed for. And Praveen is full 
        of lots of good ideas about bookselling, as well as the willingness to 
        explore, experiment, stick with what works and punt the rest. He talked 
        to me about the "browsing experience"; I've interviewed a lot 
        of booksellers and nobody else has come up with that phrase, which I really 
        like. It's a critical part of why we go to the bookstore. If you care 
        about buying books and want to be able to buy books from great booksellers 
        like those at The Booksmith in the future, you owe it to yourself to a) 
        listen to this interview, b) visit your local bookstore and browse; c) 
        visit the Booksmith's website and see if anything tickles your fancy. 
        The bottom line for everything we do on this site has always been that 
        we've got to be willing and inspired to buy books to ensure that we'll 
        be able to continue to buy them in the future. The booksellers you hear 
        from the podcasts on this site, like Praveen of The Booksmith, are reasons 
        to hope that we'll have the freedom to read; from whence we derive our 
        freedom of speech and thought – for a very long time indeed. Here'S 
        the link!
 
 
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        06-19-08: Three Juvies ; Agony Column Podcast News Report : Three Juvies 
          Audio
 
 
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        Adolescent Science 
          Fiction Worthy of Adult ConsiderationIt's 
        Monday morning and I'm just used to doing stuff for my website at this 
        point in the day, and yet, I should be prepping for Salman Rushdie. Well, 
        just a bit later in the day. For now, I'm going to format up and offer 
        you this little bit of prose and audio. Check out the cover illo for the 
        Heinlein, how can you lose with that? And now, Three Books (and 
        on NPR), and Three 
        Books audio podcast for today.
 
 Science fiction literature is often quite rightly accused of being juvenile. 
        It is a young genre. It should come as no surprise that some of the best 
        science fiction is intended for a juvenile or adolescent audience. Forced 
        to reign in their excesses, science fiction writers seem to find liberation 
        in the limitations of young adult fiction. Classic and current writers 
        have done their best work when trying to capture the attention of restless, 
        rebellious teenagers. Stripped down to the basics, science fiction is 
        a can-do form of literature – as critic John Clute put it, the message 
        is, "We can fix it." Three novels – one classic, two recent 
        – exemplify the can-do spirit of empowerment that engages not only 
        teenaged minds but adults as well.
 
 
 
           
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                think my PB version has the best cover. Monsters! |  Robert A. Heinlein began his career writing for the pulps, 
        but he didn't want to confine himself to that low-paying market. After 
        his return from civilian service for the Navy in WWII, he decided to follow 
        the model of his literary mentor, Mark Twain, and write stories for boys 
        and girls, starting with Rocket Ship Galileo (1947) through Podkayne 
        of Mars (1962). The resulting books are some of his best writing; 
        favorites vary, but Have Spacesuit Will Travel (1958) still holds 
        up well fifty years later, in a 21st century that has left the science 
        of last century far behind. Kip Russell, a senior in high school, enters 
        a contest and fails to win a trip to the moon, but gets the consolation 
        prize instead, a working spacesuit. When he uses the technology he literally 
        surrounds himself with, he finds out that he's able to communicate with 
        aliens and soon ends up headed to the moon and beyond. Heinlein's science 
        is often past its expiration date, but his sense of adventure is timeless. 
        Kip is confronted with problems and solves them with ingenuity and persistence. 
        Readers are afforded a glimpse of the spirit that literally inspired America's 
        space program of the 1960's and 1970's, even through today's Space Shuttle. 
        Heinlein is still able to tap into our latent ability to look up in wonder, 
        no matter what our age.
 
 
 
          Cory Doctorow 
        taps into a different spirit in his latest novel, Little Brother. 
        Marcus Yallow, who calls himself "w1n5ton," uses his computer 
        geek tech savvy to avoid the omnipresent surveillance at his day-after-tomorrow 
        Northern California high school. Unfortunately for Marcus and his three 
        friends, they're at liberty when terrorists blow up the Bay Bridge. In 
        the ensuing chaos, one of the kids is hurt and they mistakenly flag down 
        a Homeland Security truck, which whisks them away to a Gitmo-by-the-Bay 
        where they're tortured and warned not to talk about it on release. Doctorow 
        then unleashes a healthy strain of "stick it to the man" teen 
        rebellion informed by the erosion of civil liberties and high-tech How-To's. 
        Adults and rebellious teens will actually find themselves enthralled by 
        a novel that uses The Declaration of Independence and cryptography as 
        plot points. Doctorow goes for the throat of those who purport to offer 
        security in lieu of liberty but are so inept that their security measures 
        can be undermined by a flash mob of wily teenagers. Revenge is served 
        up red-hot and proves to be entirely satisfying in the ripping techno-yarn. 
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 Girls dont just want to have fun; they want to be more than the 
        Holy Grail for a race of alien creatures. That's just one of the problems 
        confronting Zoë Boutin Perry in Zoe's Tale by John 
        Scalzi, which is being marketed for adults but is appropriate 
        for young adults as well. Scalzi's novel is told from the perspective 
        of an adolescent girl who finds herself plopped down on an alien world 
        as part of a rough-and-tumble colonization effort by humans under siege 
        from a variety of aliens who hope to stake a claim on the same real estate. 
        Her sense of righteous indignation is involving and invigorating; "'I'm 
        tired. Every morning I wake up and I have to run or do strength exercises 
        or something that tires me out...Then an entire afternoon of getting physically 
        beat up in order to learn how to defend myself, on the chance that some 
        aliens want to come down here and kill us all." Scalzi keeps the 
        action in the foreground and the anger on a hot simmer; "'It's not 
        abstract, Dad...You're talking to the girl whose life is a treaty point. 
        I know what it means to be valued for what I am rather than who I am." 
        As Scalzi sets up the targets, Zoë takes them out with the ruthless 
        vigor of a motivated teenaged girl. She truly comes to life – and 
        readers will feel invigorated as well.
 
 Sure, science fiction has grown up and provided some mature works in the 
        decades since Heinlein first fitted Kip Russell with a spacesuit. But 
        it's refined as well as retained that spirit of youthful joy, the idea 
        that yes indeed we can fix it.
 
 
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        06-18-08: Jaida Jones and Danielle Bennett 'Havemercy' ; Agony Column 
          Podcast News Report : Jeremy Lassen on Local Literary Events and Genre 
          Fiction Readers
 
 
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        Mechanical Dragons 
          and an Active Voice
           
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                was steampunk, right? |  
 The first thing youre 
        going to notice about 'Havemercy' (Spectra / Bantam Dell / Random House 
        ; July 1, 2008 ; $22) by Jaida Jones and Danielle Bennett 
        is the outstanding embossed cover art credited, as you might expect, to 
        Stephen Youll ("Jacket art") and Jamie S. Warren ("Jacket 
        design"). Mission accomplished, they got you to pick up the book 
        with a nice nod to the super-duper-ultra-mega-trendy "Steampunk" 
        vibe. Having recently spoken with William Gibson, who is correctly credited 
        with creating both cyberpunk and steampunk, one is reminded of what he's 
        said not just to me, but many times in interviews. That is, the moment 
        a journalist ("I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set") slapped 
        the label of "cyberpunk" on four or five guys writing in a similar 
        style, that movement was dead dot dead dot dead. So how buried must "streampunk" 
        be when you can get "steampunk" fashion items and computer accessories. 
        Talk about buried! The grass done growed over the dirt on that there grave.
 
 But I come to praise 'Havemercy', not bury it. Us hacky journalists, well 
        we're given to like things for pretty specific reasons, and cover art 
        makes a difference (heck, even Salman Rushdie does a great riff on SF 
        cover art in his latest novel), but you know, it's the words that count. 
        So as much as trend-hopping steampunk might incline one to dismiss the 
        latest fantasy potboiler chock-a-block with cover blurbs from writers 
        I respect (I hope podcast subscribers noticed that James D. Houston mentioned 
        Peter S. Beagle in that interview with Tom Killion), you know, I actually 
        opened the damn book and read it. Somebody's got to! In fact, it's my 
        belief that a lot of people should. The bottom line is that 'Havemercy' 
        is written in an engaging voice that grabs you from the first page and 
        keeps your attention until the timely close. Jones & Bennett have 
        enough smarts not to go on too long on their first outing, a bit of wisdom 
        that goes a long way.
 
 'Havemercy' is set in the country of Volstov, a charming combination of 
        old, new and in-between. Mostly the latter, as it's protected by magicians 
        who provide mechanical dragons, the largest of which is the titular (us 
        "journalists" love that scholarly term) Havemercy. Of course, 
        the whole mechanical dragon tech, you know its got to have vulnerabilities 
        that can be exploited. And when those are discovered, Volstov will have 
        to hope the four delightful storytellers of this novel have more to offer 
        than good voices. Readers who crack the cover will discover that they 
        do indeed have a ripping yarn, and entertainingly different voices. 'Havemercy' 
        has the smarts to be funny, the wits to be smart and is inventive where 
        required but not so much so that any head-scratching will be involved. 
        "Steampunk" may have passed its expiration date without even 
        knowing it. But the mechanics of this particular beast may be robust enough 
        to keep growing good stories on that neat little patch of peat with stone 
        marker. Steampunk is dead. Long live the aftermath.
 
 
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        Agony Column Podcast 
          News Report : Jeremy Lassen on Local Literary Events and Genre Fiction 
          Readers : Pros and Con-Ventions Today, I talk to Jeremy 
        Lassen of Night Shade 
        Books about the intersection of local literary events and genre fiction 
        readers and bookstores. The subject came to mind because I'll be podcasting 
        the SF in SF version of Litquake, 
        and moreover, because I recall Alan Beatts of Borderlands Books, one of 
        my first book store interviews, talking about Litquake at his store. When 
        Jeremy's not turning the publishing world upside down, he spends a bit 
        of time at Borderlands, so we talked about how Litquake compare to *cons, 
        and how genre fiction fans can transfer some of that fannish energy to 
        the literary sphere – or just go out and find it at events like 
        Litquake. Now, 
        it's over to Jeremy Lassen in this MP3 link.
 
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        06-17-08: A 2008 Interview With Whitley Strieber, Part 2
 
 
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        "There were 
          two people standing at the foot of the bed"
 
 
          Well, wait five minutes 
        and the weather changes; heres that rainy day. Or at least a nice 
        cloudy, foggy summer day here in Aptos, but the sun is shining in my tiny, 
        tiny brain, because I just got through editing Whitley Strieber's 
        timeless treat of an interview. In part two, we talk more about the reception 
        of and events behind 'Communion', and I get him to talk about his personal 
        connection with the Roswell crash and John Von Neumann's secret fears 
        with regards to what was found therein. Strieber has a real gift for taking 
        listeners into territory that is truly frightening and then pulling effortlessly 
        back into a sort of playful mirth that is just delightful. He does this 
        without ever really undercutting his point, and you can see why his website 
        and radio program should be on the airwaves currently being polluted by 
        the likes of [names elided because none of these yo-yo's deserve any mention 
        here]. Settle 
        down, get in the slow lane, and get ready to enjoy the MP3 file of part 
        2 of my conversation with Whitley Strieber. There's a chance you might 
        not end up in the reality you thought you inhabited when you began listening. 
        I hope you enjoy the new universe around you – and that it's not 
        based on one of Strieber's horror novels. 
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        06-16-08: A 2008 Interview With Whitley Strieber, Part 1; Salman Rushdie 
          Live Interview on Stage Rio Theatre, Santa Cruz California, 7:30 PM 
          June 17, 2008 : 'The Enchantress of Florence'
 
 
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        "I have a 
          tendency to get into trouble"
 It's been chilly but 
        particularly sunny out, so I can't really claim that I was saving this 
        interview for a rainy day; or rather, that I managed to do so. But. But. 
        Here's why I do what I do, because damn if I dont get to talk to 
        the most interesting, entertaining, thought-provoking, hilarious people, 
        and Whitley Strieber is right at the forefront of all 
        of those and more. I made a trip down to LA back in the before-time to 
        do an interview that actually fell through, but in retrospect, I was the 
        luckiest guy on earth – and perhaps as you'll hear in the interview, 
        on more than one earth. Several, hundreds, on earths where novels are 
        fact and what we call fiction is concrete reality, in quantum time-shifts 
        where Whitley Strieber is feeding the Whitley Strieber I spoke with ideas 
        and plot lines and total malarkey that nonetheless is diamond-hard, undeniable 
        truth.
 
 Strieber is totally entertaining on all levels and I can't wait to talk 
        to him after his forthcoming book hits the streets, if they let it do 
        so. You never know, the Greys, the Bush administration, the lizard that 
        calls herself the Queen of England, any of them might put a stop to it. 
        Strieber is super smart, but doesn't take himself too seriously, except 
        when he does, but even then there's an undercurrent of hilarity running 
        through his narratives. We talked for over an hour, so I've split the 
        interview into two halves, each chock-a-block with sound bytes to keep 
        your mind expanding for hours on end. Trust me, it does not matter what 
        your interests are, you will be engrossed by this fascinating and entertaining 
        raconteur. Physics, spirituality, the soul, practical jokes, how 'The 
        Wolfen' came to be, everything is here but the kitchen sink; no in fact, 
        I think you may hear a couple of clinks from the kitchen sink 
        as well. Here's 
        the MP3; laugh while you can. Lizards are going to eat your brain any 
        minute now.
 
 
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        Salman Rushdie 
          Live Interview on Stage Rio Theatre, Santa Cruz California, 7:30 PM 
          June 17, 2008 : 'The Enchantress of Florence'
 If you happen to be 
        in Santa Cruz on June 17, you can find me interviewing Salman 
        Rushdie on stage at the Rio 
        Theatre at 7:30 PM. I'll be taking readers back through his work and 
        speaking with him about his latest novel, 'The Enchantress of Florence', 
        a glorious historical fantasy that features no less than Niccolò 
        Machiavelli as a major character. This is easily the best fantasy or historical 
        novel you could hope to find this year, a joyous, bawdy adult fairy tale 
        that is a complex literary construct and a compelling page-turner. It's 
        dense with invention and research; obviously, I'll have more to say about 
        it after the interview. If you're in town, you can get tickets from Capitola 
        Book Café; call them at 831-462-4415 for details. If Rushdie 
        comes your way, dont miss him, and dont miss this novel. 
        It's a surreal delight that will take you so surely into its world that 
        you may not be certain you've returned.
 
 
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